The Wait Is Over

Too long we waited.

Many died before they saw

The Sox as World Champs.

Smacking A-Rod

Since smacking A-Rod,

The Sox have been unconscious.

Thirty-one and ten.

Achilles

Red Sox Nation knows,

Nomar was our Achilles.

And we were Nomar's.

The Yankees

I hate the Yankees.

Like good people all over,

I hate the Yankees.

Interleague Play

Interleague ballgames

Manufactured rivalries

Line owners' pockets.

Quiz

In his flaw he found

A flawless delivery

Dan Quisenberry

Fat Liar

Clemens retired?

Nope, it is just another

Roger Dodger lie.