Achilles

Red Sox Nation knows,

Nomar was our Achilles.

And we were Nomar's.

The Yankees

I hate the Yankees.

Like good people all over,

I hate the Yankees.

Interleague Play

Interleague ballgames

Manufactured rivalries

Line owners' pockets.

Quiz

In his flaw he found

A flawless delivery

Dan Quisenberry

Fat Liar

Clemens retired?

Nope, it is just another

Roger Dodger lie.

First Place

Royals win again.

As the victories pile up,

KC fans can smile.

Heatstroke

Steve Bechler is gone.

Ephedra's latest victim.

The next is his child.

Winter Meetings

I wish I was there.

In those cheesy Nashville lights.

Wheeling and dealing.

Angels In The Outfield

The Angels did it.

He may no longer be here,

But Gene Autry sings.

Red Sox Luck

It seems so fitting.

The year we finally don't strike,

The Angels get hot.