Fat Liar

Clemens retired?

Nope, it is just another

Roger Dodger lie.

First Place

Royals win again.

As the victories pile up,

KC fans can smile.

Heatstroke

Steve Bechler is gone.

Ephedra's latest victim.

The next is his child.

Winter Meetings

I wish I was there.

In those cheesy Nashville lights.

Wheeling and dealing.

Angels In The Outfield

The Angels did it.

He may no longer be here,

But Gene Autry sings.

Red Sox Luck

It seems so fitting.

The year we finally don't strike,

The Angels get hot.

The Strike In A Nutshell

Filthy rich players.

Billionaire club owners.

What a crock of shit.

The Frozen Splinter

The face of evil

Has finally been revealed.

Ted Williams' son.

My Royals

Tell me, David Glass,

Why should we cheer when your team

Exchanges Tonys?

This Bud's For You

Selig does not care

About fans like you and me.

He just wants our cash.