Monday, November 22, 2004

The Wait Is Over

Too long we waited.
Many died before they saw
The Sox as World Champs.

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Smacking A-Rod

Since smacking A-Rod,
The Sox have been unconscious.
Thirty-one and ten.

Sunday, August 22, 2004


Red Sox Nation knows,
Nomar was our Achilles.
And we were Nomar's.

Thursday, July 22, 2004

The Yankees

I hate the Yankees.
Like good people all over,
I hate the Yankees.

Sunday, June 27, 2004

Interleague Play

Interleague ballgames
Manufactured rivalries
Line owners' pockets.

Monday, April 19, 2004


In his flaw he found
A flawless delivery
Dan Quisenberry

Thursday, January 08, 2004

Fat Liar

Clemens retired?
Nope, it is just another
Roger Dodger lie.