Sunday, June 27, 2004

Interleague Play

Interleague ballgames
Manufactured rivalries
Line owners' pockets.

Monday, April 19, 2004

Quiz

In his flaw he found
A flawless delivery
Dan Quisenberry

Thursday, January 08, 2004

Fat Liar

Clemens retired?
Nope, it is just another
Roger Dodger lie.

Tuesday, April 29, 2003

First Place

Royals win again.
As the victories pile up,
KC fans can smile.

Monday, February 24, 2003

Heatstroke

Steve Bechler is gone.
Ephedra's latest victim.
The next is his child.

Monday, December 16, 2002

Winter Meetings

I wish I was there.
In those cheesy Nashville lights.
Wheeling and dealing.

Monday, November 04, 2002

Angels In The Outfield

The Angels did it.
He may no longer be here,
But Gene Autry sings.

Friday, September 13, 2002

Red Sox Luck

It seems so fitting.
The year we finally don't strike,
The Angels get hot.

Tuesday, August 20, 2002

The Strike In A Nutshell

Filthy rich players.
Billionaire club owners.
What a crock of shit.

Saturday, July 13, 2002

The Frozen Splinter

The face of evil
Has finally been revealed.
Ted Williams' son.