Little League

The parents write checks.

The coach searches for sponsors.

The players just play.

The Wait Is Over

Too long we waited.

Many died before they saw

The Sox as World Champs.

Smacking A-Rod

Since smacking A-Rod,

The Sox have been unconscious.

Thirty-one and ten.

Achilles

Red Sox Nation knows,

Nomar was our Achilles.

And we were Nomar's.

The Yankees

I hate the Yankees.

Like good people all over,

I hate the Yankees.

Interleague Play

Interleague ballgames

Manufactured rivalries

Line owners' pockets.

Quiz

In his flaw he found

A flawless delivery

Dan Quisenberry

Fat Liar

Clemens retired?

Nope, it is just another

Roger Dodger lie.

First Place

Royals win again.

As the victories pile up,

KC fans can smile.

Heatstroke

Steve Bechler is gone.

Ephedra's latest victim.

The next is his child.